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"FIRST: We take young human beings, born in captivity, educate them in science and technology, and re-release them into the wild." -Keith McClary
"Your teammates need YOU. You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person."
"Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again."
"Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once..."
"We do not rise to the level of our expectations, but fall to the level of our training."
"Counting in binary is just like counting in decimal... if you are all thumbs..."
"He's got a magnet!!! Everybody BACKUP!!!!"
"What boots up must come down."
All my life I couldn't even spell eng-a-near, now I are one!
Why the *%$#@&#(*$ code wont work:
'Anything that happens, happens.
Anything that, in happening, causes something else to happen, causes something else to happen.
Anything that, in happening, causes itself to happen again, causes itself to happen again.
It doesnt necesarily do it in chronological order, though.'
-Douglas Adams
"Failure is not an option. It comes bundled with the software."
"The only programmers that ever see the dawn are those that have been up all night debugging code..."
"Programmers are always the last ones in the pipeline to touch any new system. Therefore even if their first chance to lay their hands on real hardware came 24 hours before shipment, THEY will be the ones blamed for any system failures, never the mechanical nor electrical crews for holding onto it for so long."
"C code. C code run. Run, darn it, RUN!"
"Keep upgrading your processor's speed to the highest available, so you can reboot Windows faster..."
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